Ne fillim skuqim gjalpin
Pastaj shtojme qepet, domatet, dhe specat dhe i kaurdisim deri sa qepet te behen transparente.
Pastaj shtoje dy luge salce domate dhe i perziejme….

per anglisht folesit, klikoni ketu:
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Nigerian/lottery_terms.htm

Artikullin qe na solli bleta sot mund te mos u duket interesant ca nga vizitoreve qe vijne per te diskutuar politike, por mendoj se ndersa gjithnje e me shume shqiptare (ne Shqiperi) fusin internetin ne shtepi, ata dhe femijet e tyre do perballen me keto mashtrime dhe disa fatkeqe me siguri do ta hane llokumin.

Imagjino nje person qe ka pak ose aspak eksperience me internetin, me anglishte “so-so”, eshte gjahu me i mire i ketyre mashtruesave qe kane tash gati dy dekada qe merren me kete pune.

The dj is in the houssee http://youtube.com/watch?v=avNIo9ojg8o

Para 4-5 vjetesh, i pergjigjem nje nga qindra emailave qe kisha marre si trashegimtar i miliona dollareve nga nje princ Nigerian. Edhe fillojme para mbrapa me emaila…

Une luaj “hard too get” edhe i them, qe jam i interesuar, dhe ky me thote qe ja te marr ne telefon dhe une i dhashe numrin e rejection line New York: 212-479-7990 (http://www.rejectionline.com/).

Bjerini ketij numri te degjoni gallate… te rregjistruar…

eh, dhe nigeriane prape s’e morri mesazhin dhe vazhdonte te me shrkuante deri sa i bere “block sender”….

eshte semundje qe ka fillu qe ne vitin 2000.

je shembull:
BRITISH TOBACCO COMPANY UNITED KINGDOM
406 Bury New Rd., Whitefield, Manchester M457SX U.K

REF NO: MELI-T/17-F044262312
Batch No. 13/FFP/LDL/037.
Lucky Winner;
TICKET NUMBER 9901-0148-790-691
SERIAL NUMBER 6109-17

OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
$1,500,000.00 ( one million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)in
the International programs held on the 27TH OF April 2007 in London. The
selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(s) from a database of over 250,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.The British
Tobacco Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed
by The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the
processing of your prize you are to contact our executive claims officer
through the contact stated below with your personal informations for
verification purpose:

Mr. ALBERT GREGORY.
Fiduciary Agent/Payment Officer.
20 Lausanne Road London, SW2 3JB ENGLAND.U.K
E-mail: british_tobaccoapprovedagent1@yahoo.co.uk

1.Name in full:………………………..
2.Address:…………………………….
3.Nationality:…………………………
4.Age:………………………………..
5.Occupation:………………………….
6.Phone/Fax:…………………………..
7.Present Country:……………………..

Winners are advised to keep their winning details/informations safe from
the public to avoid fraudulent claims.*Winners under the age of 18 are
automatically disqualified.*Staff of the British Tobacco Company are not
allowed to partake in this Lottery.

KAREN PETERSON.
Co-coordinator.
AGENT.================================================

NOTE: Do not reply this mail. You are to contact your
claims processor immediately by email.This promo is
all about emails, be aware.

WARNING!!!
WARNING!!!
WARNING!!!

ANY MAIL RECIEVED OF THIS SUCH WITH ANY OTHER TRADE
MARK OR ADDRESS SHOULD BE FOWARDED TO YOUR CLAIMS
AGENT IMMEDIATELY; THIS WILL HELP US TO FIGHT SCAM
AND LOTTERY IMPOSTERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED
CO-OPERATION.

Une listen qe eshte botuar deri tani e kam pare ne tre gazeta dhe fare kollaj mund ta postoja ketu por kam nje problem parimor. Lista pervec emrave te fituesve ka edhe adresen e tyre te plote, tip:

Blendi Salaj, Rruga M. Gjollesha, Pall #, Shk# Apt#, Tirane
Llukan Tako, Rruga Filan, Pall #, Shk#, Apt#, Tirane
etj,
etj,

Kjo praktike e gazetave shqiptare qe boton informacionin e plote te njerezve mua me duket shkelje. Fitimi i llootarise eshte ceshtje private, c’pune ka gazeta te infromoje gjithe Shqiperine per deren e shtepise sime?

Atyre qe fitojne u shkon zarfi ne shtepi dhe nuk kane nevoje t’i lajmeroje “dajua” me telefon…qe e ka lexuar ne gazete.

www.panorama.com.al

Llotaria fillon ne tetor. Behet vetem ne kete faqe:

http://travel.state.gov/visa/immigrants/types/types_1318.html

Beni kujdes, vetem faqet qe mbarojne me .GOV jane faqet ku mund te beht llotaria. Llotaria eshte FALAS, nuk ka nevoje te paguani asnje qindarke. Kujdes nga mashtruesit. Shume faqe qe duken zyrtare jane ne fakt private. Vetem faqja me lart qe eshte .GOV eshte faqja e sakte.

Disa njerez me kane lajmeruar se ka nga ata qe ju kerkojne numrat bankare te llogarive, gjoja per verifikim…mos beni gafe te jepni numrat!!!

Dear Beloved,

I presumed that all is well with you and your family. Please let this do not be a surprise proposal to you because i got your contact information from the international directory in few weeks ago before i decided to contact you on this magintude and lucrative transaction for our future survival in life. Moreover, i have laid all the solemn trust in you beforei decided to disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.

As the Account / Audit Manager of our bank, i have decided to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of DOLLARS($19.500,000.00 ) for our success.This is an abandoned sum that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster since few years ago.

Meanwhile i was very fortune to came across the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the yearagainst 2007.

Be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 4 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund.

As a honour and advantage bestowed to our foreign customers base on the rules guideing our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a Burkina Faso citizen, you have the absolute authority to claim the fund despite your differences from the country of origin of the deceased. So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as theNEXT OF KIN to the deceased.

PERCENTAGE RATIO: note that 35% being will be your share in respect of your assistance and account provide for the tranfer, 55% will be my share being the pioneer of the business while the rest 10% will be used to install a joint company in your country which will bear our name in particular and
whatever profit made out from this company will be used in helping the less privileges, mothrless babies home and charity organization in the world.

If you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and
confidentiality on his transaction, contact me and agree that you will not change your mind to cheat or disappoint me when the fund have getting into your account. Besides you should not entertain any fear because i am sure of the success as an insider in the bank ok.

Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax numbers necessary for effective and easy communication in this transaction.As soon as you reply , call me through my private telephone number indicated above so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.

I expect your urgent communication.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Pedro Dumba

http://www.shekulli.com.al/news/143/ARTICLE/9146/2007-05-02.html

“Me behet qejfi qe ju po perdorni punen time (ndonese pa leje), por ju lutem shtoni burimin nga e keni marre si edhe emrin e Shqippershtateses. Po ashtu, udhezojeni personin qe e ka “pershatur” nga peshku tek shekulli, te ndaje komentet e veta nga ato te perkthyeses dhe te autorit te artikullit. Ndryshe, ate nuk e ndan gje nga mashtruesit e permendur me lart.
Sinqerisht,
Blerta Alikaj”

e mbylla, po shkoj te pij kafene e dyte.

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Support Center
Bevan House
51 Bevan Avenue
Conwy LL28 5AF United Kingdom
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,

AWARD NOTIFICATION:
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
of winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, THE UNITED KINGDOM INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 27th april 2007 in London.Your email address was attached to with serial number and drew the lucky numbers , and consequently WON you the lottery in the 2nd category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay Of £ 500,000.00 British Pounds(GBP)in cash credited to file REF . This is from total prize money Of £ 2,000,000.00 British Pounds(GBP) shared among the four International winners in this category.All participants were selected randomly from WorldWide Website through computer draw ballot system and extracted from over 1,345,256 personal email addresses as part of InternationalPromotions Program, which is conducted annually.In view of this, your £ 500,000.00 British Pounds(GBP) would be released to you by our approved payment center in London.The claims agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processedand your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize winnings.This is part of our precautionarymeasures to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.Please be warned.To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent:
Mr. DANIEL STEVENSON
#195 Edgware Road,London W2 1EY United Kingdom.
TEL: 447031959558
FAX: 447039400254
EMAIL: claimsagent_dan@yahoo.co.uk
For due processing and remittance of your prize winnings, please remember to quote your Reference and Batch numbers in your Correspondences with the agent.Remember, all prize winnings must be claimed not later than two weeks from today.After this day,all funds will be returned as unclaimed.Furthermore, should there be anyChange of your address; do inform the claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again.
Sincerely,
Mrs Irene Bristow
Zonal Co-ordinator

I MAKE THIS APPEAL WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT ANY FACTS OR OPINION EXPRESSED BY ME ARE GIVING IN CONAFIDENCE AND SOLELY FOR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND USE.
I AM MR.SULEMAN BELLO,THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF MY BANK.

BEFORE I WROTE YOU,I PRAYED THAT YOU WILL BE A HONEST AND RELIABLE PERSON WHOM
I CAN WORK WITH TO ACHIEVE THIS DEAL OF OUR LIFE.FROM MY SECTION IN THE BANK,
I DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF SIX MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($6.8M) WITH ACCOUNT NUMBER 14-2558-5976 THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMERS WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS WIFE AND ONLY DAUGHTER IN A PLANE CRASH OF ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHT NUMBER 261 WHICH CRASHED ON MONDAY, 31 JULY, 2000, 13:22 GMT 14:22 UK. WITH THE WHOLE PASSENGERS ABOARD.

THE NAME OF THE DECEASED MAN WAS (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH,GERMANY). N.B.YOU SHALL READ MORE ABOUT THE CRASH ON VISITING THIS (WEBSITE) BEFORE YOU START WITH ME. BELOW IS THE WEBSITE.

HTTP://NEWS.BBC.CO.UK/1/HI/WORLD/EUROPE/859479.STM
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND FOR OUR BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU. YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION WHICH I WILL BE SEND TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINES HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SIX YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE MONEY HAS NOW STAYED MORE THAN SIX YEARS AND I AM PREPARING DOCUMENTAION TO PROVE THAT THIS MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERED TO OUR BANK TREASURY. IT WILL BE BETWEEN ME AND YOU ONLY THAT WILL KNOW THAT THE MONEY IS NOT TRANSFERED INTO OUR TREASURE.

THIS REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS TRANSACTION IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABÉ CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.IN APPRECIATION OF YOUR ASSISTANCE, I AM OFFERING YOU 35% OF THE TOTAL SUM. 5% FOR CONTINGENCIES (COST OF TRANSFER/OTHER CHARGES) LIKELY TO BE INCURRED DURING THE COURSE OF TRANSACTION, WHILE THE REMAINING 60% IS FOR ME.UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY.I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION WHICH YOU WILL COMPLETE AND FORWARD TO OUR BANK ASKING FOR THIS MONEY TO BE PAID TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MR;ANDREAS SCHRANNER.
PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS.(1.) THIS BUSINESS IS

HUNDRED PERCENT FREE FROM RISK.(2.)YOU WILL NOT FACE ANY MUCH QUESTIONS BECAUSE THE APPLICATION WILL BEAR THE BRIEF INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED WHICH THE BANK MAY LIKE TO KNOW.(3.) IF YOU WILL FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS AND DIRECTIVES,THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE COMPLETED WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.(4.)YOU SHOULD KEEP THIS BUSINESS CONFIDENTIAL OR SECRET UNTIL THE FUND GET TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR SAFETY AND SECURITY PURPOSE.

FINALLY,CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS SO THAT WE WILL PROCEED WITH THIS BUSINESS IMMEDIATELY.

MY REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR. SULEMAN BELLO